01.You try to pick up girls by saying "I can go Bronze in less than 10 minutes".
02.You say "ohkloma" when your boss tells you to do something.
03.You swear you heard the Santa at the mall chanting "wololo, wololo".
04.You spoil your trip to the zoo with your kids by spending the whole time assessing the combat capabilities of the elephants.
05.Your parents no longer set spoons on the dinner table because they are tired of you launching peas at them.
06.You are learning to speak Assyrian.
07.You had to buy a second hard drive to hold all of the scenarios and campaigns you've downloaded.
08.You are obsessed with building a huge statue of a Greek warrior out of garden vegetables.
09.You break up with your girlfriend because she thinks 'Starcraft' is more fun than Age of Empires.
10.You've started dressing in leather armor because it's 'comfortable'.
